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Joke of the Day

"People in India must really enjoy sandwiches. I heard there were almost 250,000 people in a new deli."

"How do you have a sexy barbecue? You grill the sausage."

"How many tickles does it take to make laugh an octopus ? Ten tickles"

"One time I read a LunarBaboon comic that didn't make me cry. Actually, it did. I lied about the feels."

"TIL the propeller on a plane is a fan to keep the pilot cool When it stops, you can see the pilot start sweating!"

"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll give these two a lift. Edit: Someone didn't like the word guys in it"

"A friend tried to trip me up in an Indian restaurant, failed, and fell face first in to someone's mild chicken dish. I call it instant korma. I don't care if you like it, I can tikka or leave it."

"My stapler is pretty terrible at holding these pages together... ...thank goodness for staples, huh!?"

"How to spot a douchebag in the gym? Really bad so he hurts himself."

"We should just rename television viewing ""watching Geico commercials""."