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Joke of the Day

"Why did the vampire use mouthwash? Because he had bat breath"

"What do you call an eagle that is sick? Illegal"

"I think it's important for women to know there are men who stand at urinals and pee with their hands on their hips like they're Superman."

"Holocaust Joke How does a German guy pick up a hot Jewish girl? With a dustpan and a broom."

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 100 bucks back there""."

"the best way to hang up on someone is to do it in the middle of YOUR OWN sentence. that way, they never suspect you hung up on them."

"asked my dentist out but she brushed me off, said she only dates plaque guys Not gonna paste any more time on that cavitease, it's her floss"

"Boyfriend and Boy friend..... See that little space between the second one? Thats called the friend zone!"

"Who are the fastest readers of all time? 9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds"

"I hope I don't get rheumatoid arthritis.. Fingers crossed."