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Joke of the Day
"Why are politicians assholes so clean? Because all their shit comes out of their mouth!"
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"Fat people save more water compared to everyone else... because they only need one cup off water to fill a bath."
"What did one ape say to the the other ape? ""What did one ape say to the other ape. """
"What do you call a Canadian singer eating French mustard on the roof? Ceiling Dijon."
"What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes"
"Maybe snakes are always angry cause they don't have arms to hug with :("
"I've been so drunk that homeless people give me their footlong sub. When they give it to me they whisper, ""Get your shit together, rookie."""
"What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family."
"My uncle was a fiend for oral and older women. We called him the aunteater"
"Alcohol is the leading cause of me getting yelled at for being a pterodactyl on the coffee table."