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Joke of the Day
"Google Moon is NOT what I thought it would be. *pulls up pants"
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"Why did hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill."
"Life is basically all the stuff you have to do to get from coffee time to whiskey time."
"Halal sounds a lot like Arnold swartzenegger greeting someone."
"What do you call a Mexican fist-fighting with a pedophile? Alien vs. Predator"
"I put one slice of toast in my toaster and got two out... Must have been mitoastis"
"I've done a ton of research and looked at multiple symptom checkers. I went to the doctor and he said I was fine but..... .....I think I may be suffering from hypochondria"
"I got my wife tickets on a cruise ship. It's no Titanic, but I'm optimistic."
"How can you tell if a tornado is stupid? -If it spins anti-cyclonically"
"A Catholic priest and a rabbi are sitting together on a bench when a young boy walks by... ""Let's fuck him!"" says the priest. ""Out of what?"" asks the rabbi."