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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out? Because Ken always came in another box."
Next Joke
"They say you are what you eat... But I don't remember eating a legend!"
"I got hooked on Italian food in high school after my dealer sold me a bag of oregano."
"50 cent filed for bankruptcy... That makes no cents."
"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino!"
"How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright."
"Don't eat yellow snow. Red snow, on the other hand, is debatable. Could be horrible, could be cherry."
"Me and my girlfriend are just too different... I exist and she doesn't"
"Ladies; if you're not prepared to drink the whole bottle of wine, don't even uncork it."
"What do you say to your sister when she's crying? Are you having a crisis?"