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Joke of the Day

"Went into a restaurant and asked the waiter for a haramburger He said you can't have that...it's forbidden"

"How do you measure a snake? In inches. Snakes don't have any feet."

"why Palestinians have the fastest computers? coz they have RAM-allah"

"How I met your mother was....... How I met your mother was.....nothing but a 9 year (season) long TED Talk"

"There are more skeletons wearing suits beneath the ground than there are living people."

"I'm still in disbelief that 9/11 coincidentally happened on September 11 (9/11)"

"Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat."

"""I can dish it out, but I can't take it."" - Lactose intolerant ice cream man"

"How do you know when your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"How are spinach and anal sex alike? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't like it as an adult"