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Joke of the Day
"You've got two brain cells: one is in a wheelchair and the other one is pushing."
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"Once I walked across a road when the light was red. I felt so bad I went back and waited for the light to turn green."
"Watch as i slowly pull my shirt up over - wait, stuck in the too-small neckhole...struggling... Okay, dont watch."
"Baby circumcision [Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/DbgAFxp.jpg)"
"I love women, especially the radical feminist types because it is more fun to put them in their place."
"How did the chicken cross the freeway? Take the ""F"" out of ""Free"" and the ""F"" out of ""Way""."
"Dear LOL, Thanks for being there for me when times get awkward. Sincerely, I have nothing else to say"
"How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem? ""Oh secant, you say?"""
"Just how hairy was the dude who invented a shampoo called Head & Shoulders?"
"Shoutout to the wife for stacking her shampoo bottles in the shower like she's on her last 3 turns on Jenga."