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Joke of the Day

"The Wall Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work. The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country."

"TIFU By Eating My Boss's Sandwich Oops wrong sub."

"Next time I see a dead deer on the side of the road, I'm gonna leave and come back dressed as Santa with a sign that says ""Help, need ride!"

"Why are there no bungalows in France? Because the French have many flaws"

"Did you hear about the guy who invented a knife that can cut four loaves of bread at once? He's calling it the ""Four Loaf Cleaver."""

"I heard the news about Mr. Ali's passing... I was pretty upset. So why am I in the mood for a giant chocolate shake?"

"Cop1: Has becoming a father affected your work Cop2: Not a bit Cop1: Ok cover me, I'm going in Cop2: HI GOING IN I'M DAD [both get shot]"

"I hate it when I go to hide out from my kids in the walk-in closet & my husband is already in there hiding out from me."

"I think it's odd that you can buy binoculars, but no heteronoculars, homonoculars nor transnoculars."

"Someone needs to break it to my cat that she is not a security guard and my bathroom is not a VIP section."