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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear? Free Willy"
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"What do you call God in StarWars? A Skywalker"
"So a black guy and an asian guy walk into a classroom... The black guy gets a D- while the asian guy gets a B The asian guy gets beat up by the black guy lol"
"Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)"
"A man and a woman are lying in bed late night... ...and the woman asks her man: ""Honey, do you prefer smart or pretty women?"" and the man responds calmly: ""Neither, baby, I prefer you."""
"A list of compelling arguments regarding the existence of God."
"One time dad asked what my five-year plan was, and I said ""death or becoming a pirate king"" and he threw my cat Alan at me"
"If I died and went straight to hell it would take me at least a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore."
"What do you call the ghost of a detective? An inspectre."
"I got my PHD in scatology today. Reading all of those YouTube comments was a pain though."