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Joke of the Day
"Don't vaccinate your children! Let a trained medical professional do it!"
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"I saw on the news Boy George's bearded dragon has attacked and bitten his housekeeper 6 times in the last month I reckon he needs a calmer chameleon."
"She said she wanted to hear a double-entendre... ...so I gave her one."
"Hi, I'm your car's radio. I'll be playing terrible music during your trip, but once you get out of the car I'll play your favorite song."
"If Trump wins on Nov. 8th.... will his wife be called ""The Third Lady""?"
"How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ? it has a blue light !"
"Why is Islam in Iran so bad? Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite"
"I'm reading a book about sufferers of tourettes syndrome... I want to know what makes them tic."
"Who has the easiest job in the world right now? Joan Rivers' embalmer."
"Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they"