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Joke of the Day

"I ate a banana so big that my Facebook relationship status automatically changed from ""Married"" to ""It's Complicated."""

"Aphantasia I was reading about a guy that lives with aphantasia, but I just can't picture what that would be like."

"I send thank you cards to people that don't invite me to their weddings"

"First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I it must be launch time !"

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender, confusing idioms with jokes, offers the horse water but cannot make it drink."

"Which state serves the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota."

"Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger's baby? Mrs Bigger's baby because he's a little Bigger."

"I posted a joke about ISIS killing themselves with their own bombs You can view it @ http://puu.sh/j83On/f79d53bf57.png"

"With the terror and all the negative things going on in the world today, it's remarkable that Charlie Sheen is able to stay positive."

"Wanna hear a good one liner? 1 Dimension"