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Joke of the Day
"What gets very small when exposed to cold? **YOUR PE**..anut butter ice cream crave"
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"Whats better than winning gold in the Paralympics Walking"
"Did You Hear About My Friend? His whole left side was cut off... He's alright now."
"What do you call a wet poodle A puddle"
"I understand that t-shirt guns exist but what about shooting pants at people? This seems useful too"
"Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I ""NEED"" you!"
"What's the difference between life and a prostitute? You have to pay a prostitute to fuck you"
"You know you're a Star Trek fan when you... hate Voyager and you've only seen every episode one time."
"An Irish guy in front of me said, ""Whale-oil beef-hooked"" I don't know what any of that has to do with forgetting your passport.."
"I had a joke about time travel but you guys didn't like it."