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Joke of the Day

"Scooby Doo led me to believe there would be a LOT more abandoned amusement parks and old people pretending to be ghosts. So Disappointed."

"why did the tomato blush... he saw the salad dressing!"

"Why are Communists bad Java programmers? They don't like classes."

"Never underestimate the power of the web. -Charlotte"

"What do you call the higher-ups of the World Health Organisation? The who's-who of WHO!"

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach a man to fish and he'll flop around on the ground unable to breath"

"Germany really put a whoopin on Brazil today... But it's still not as bad as when they beat Israel 6,000,000-0"

"Sometimes I feel a seal is just a neutral sea lion Neutral as in Without an ion"

"A man went onto a train with a banana and a suitcase.... He arrived at his destination safely."

"What's an Arab's favorite car? Citroen C4"