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Joke of the Day

"Let's all just take a moment to appreciate the dedicated men and women of this great nation who sacrifice their evenings to deliver pizzas."

"Cholesteroly? RT @kfc_colonel How would you describe KFC gravy in one word?"

"So I go to the shops to get some food... This motherfucker behind the counter takes my money. That's thievery."

"Whats the difference between Shaq and Koybe Bryant? One is a Holocaust denier, and the other one rapes women and gets away with it."

"Opinions are like orgasms... Mine is more important, and I don't really care if you have one."

"What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites? A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P"

"The networks need to change the phrase ""Breaking News"" to ""Now What?"""

"What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common? They were both on Top Gear."

"How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well? She was shouting for help."

"What's a pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken Chest with no booty"