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Joke of the Day

"Let's all just take a moment to appreciate the dedicated men and women of this great nation who sacrifice their evenings to deliver pizzas."

"What do 9/10 people enjoy Gang rape. Credit to Jack Whitehall and Bad education."

"JFK and Abe Lincoln were two of the greatest president of all history. I think it's because they were so Open Minded."

"I have body of a 25 year old supermodel But it takes too much space in my freezer"

"Chemists do tell jokes, but there's no reaction because all their people skills Argon. Omg, that's Sodium funny, right? Na? Okay."

"My Gladiator DVD stopped working... Talk about an *epic* fail."

"I don't think anyone would be surprised if Captain Morgan was arrested for Boating Under the Influence."

"I had a cough like that once... I didn't kick the bucket, I was just a little pail!"

"[1st day at work] BOSS: Erm..we..have No Smoking rules here ME: That's great Alan [blows out smoke] most places have loads of smoking rules"

"If we took Korea's capital away ... They would be Seoulless"