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Joke of the Day

"What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."

"You know you're fat when when... Your penis is an *innie*."

"4 out of 5 dentists recommend flossing... The fifth is out killing lions."

"I am still paying... A little boy asked his father, ""Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"" Father replied, ""I don't know son, I'm still paying."""

"A good surprise is like an invisible penis... ... you never see it coming."

"Judge: Are you married? A. No I'm divorced. Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him? A. A lot of things I didn't know about."

"If Terminator had a horse, what would its name be? Termineightor I'll show myself out..."

"Pay attention to funeral dress codes Sombre is only a couple of letters away from Sombrero"

"What were the Kamikaze Pilot's last words? ""Watch this cause i'll only do it once."""

"Did you hear about the kidnapping? he woke up"