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Joke of the Day
"What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy"
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"Just walked into my local court house, they were all sitting around in a circle with black candles and robes trying to summon a jury #funny"
"Police are puzzled by the theft of the police station bathrooms. .. Detectives released a statement saying that ""They have nothing to go on""."
"It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."
"You know you have a drinking problem if the bartender knows your name.....and you've never even been to that bar before."
"Garfield creator breaks silence to give impassioned speech. ""It's pronounced Jarfield"" he says through tears"
"Do you think the dude that invented the breathalyzer has any friends left?"
"I went to the health clinic the other day... My doctor said I weighed 483 pounds but I shouldn't worry about it because we are in the UK"
"What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!"
"At the end of the day, life should ask us, Do you want to save the changes?'"