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Joke of the Day

"What do you name a dog with no legs? It doesn't really matter, he isn't going to Heel anytime soon."

"Why do blacks keep on getting stronger? TVs are getting heavier."

"How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox? It couldn't contain itself."

"Penn State has taken down the statue of Joe Paterno. However, they have opted to leave his name on the library, as a reminder to stay quiet."

"So I fucked this bitch last night, but she was really clingy. I asked a friend for his insight, he said ""Yeah man, golden retrievers can be like that sometimes."""

"What do cholos and female drivers have in common? When you see them rolling, you best be off the sidewalks..."

"Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolate... They'll kill your dog."

"Women are better than cake. You can have a woman and eat her too."

"Nothing solves all of life's biggest problems like a well-timed, awkward & overly complicated kick to the face. -The Karate Kid."

"I'd advise you graduates to keep your graduation gown. It's the only outfit you might not outgrow."