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Joke of the Day

"I remember watching this excellent porno back in 2002 so I tried to find it on the internet. In hindsight, typing ""14 year old porn"" into Google probably wasn't my smartest idea"

"I get my eyes from my Dad & the ability to find something wrong with almost anything from my Mom"

"Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they could spend years at C."

"Did you know that protons have mass? >Yes Well I didn't even know they were Catholic!"

"I just met a girl named ellen she's the complete inverse of my e^(x)"

"Why people who work with computers have a lot of spare time"

"What kind of computer sings? A Dell."

"Tried new pain medication, and an hour later 3 penguins in military fatigues walked into the room and told me I need to kill Mussolini's cat"

"I thought I saw someone I knew putting up Rick Santorum posters but I couldn't get a propaganda at him."

"If I was a farmer the first thing I'd do is have a meeting with the roosters & cows & tell them to wake up around 9:30 instead of 5."