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Joke of the Day
"Why is rotten egg the best comedian? He's got a funny yolk."
Next Joke
"butts are truly the final frontier. to think we know more about SPACE than we do about the human butt. two fleshy mounds of mystery & wonder"
"What did the egg say to the hot water? Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick."
"Have you heard of the guy that lost his left side He's all right now"
"did you the one about the girl who lost a cucumber I her vagina? two weeks later out popped a pickle"
"Sorry I wrote ""All dogs matter"" on your ""I my Weimaraner"" bumper sticker."
"Want to hear my impression of an extractor fan? I used to really love tractors."
"Two fish were in a tank. One says, you man the main cannon, I'll drive."
"I know this guy just hit the walk button, but I'm gonna hit it again b/c he looks like an idiot who can't do anything right."
"""ooOOOooo"" ""oooOOoo"" ""oooOOoh"" ""OoOOooh"" --spirited debate"