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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the bacterial outbreak in the office? They said it was a staff infection."

"What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ? You can drop her off anywhere"

"Great opinion from a stupid girl ! Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"90% of being a parent is shouting, ""Remember to flush the toilet."" The other 10% is flushing the toilet for everyone."

"What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it? here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here"

"TIFU by being Cuban and attending Fidel Castro's funeral. Now the FBI lists me as ""public enemy number Juan""."

"My job sent me to a sexual harassment seminar last week... And now, I'm thinking I'm gonna be pretty good at it."

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it! How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way!"

"How do you know if your girlfriend is ticklish? You give her a test-tickle."

"Just saw the first duckface of Spring."