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Joke of the Day

"If an assassin killed exclusively Utility Workers, would that make him a PUD Whacker?"

"Why can't a blonde dial 911 She can't find the eleven. Not sure if someone already posted this joke but a friend told me so I had to post it."

"What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ? They 'turnip' their noses."

"My favourite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"My baby just said ""mommy"" instead of ""daddy"" First word problems"

"[OC] What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes? ""I'll show myself out."""

"Why did the chicken cross the beach? To get to the other tide"

"Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they live by the bay, they would be bagels!"

"My quantum milkshake machine brings every boy to all yards."

"What's the difference between my wife and a dead baby? I didn't kill the baby for not shutting the fuck up."