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"What's a pirates favourite letter? P, because without it they're irate"
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"If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing?"
"Why does Godzilla go to temple? because he's a kaiju"
"The last time anything got banged on my bed, it was my little toe against the leg."
"I used to work in a bakery, didn't really enjoy it and the pay wasn't great... I just kneaded the dough I'm sorry, I'll leave now..."
"How do blondes carpool? They meet up a work"
"Why does the blood bank never make mistakes? Because they're typo negative"
"Women Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad"
"[doorbell] ""Sir, do you believe Jesus died for your sins?"" ""No."" ""Why not?"" ""He died like 2000 years ago."" ""So?"" ""I'm 46. Do the math."""
"LPT: If you want to get all green lights just try to send a text."