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Joke of the Day
"What's the Titanic's Favorite Holiday? Sink-o de Mayo."
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"A Women Asked ""What Is The Best Way To Avoid Clickbait?"""
"SISS-BOOM-BAA The sound of a sheep exploding"
"I need your fingers, rubbing me hard, circling around my red swollen ...mosquito bite. What did YOU think I'm talking about? Weirdos!!"
"Scientists have now changed the name of periodic table element 117, formerly known as ununseptium, to Chogenon. CHOGENON DEEZ NUTZ"
"How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. Four to sit in the dark and cry about it and one to write the song."
"Why does Josh Brown beat his wife? Just for kicks"
"My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer."
"How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper!"
"At 1am I'm going to wake up my 2 year old by yelling his name and crying. Then, I'll crawl into his toddler bed. Let's see how he likes it."