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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ? She had mittens !"
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"Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing people with knives was got boring."
"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie's life? Because he was too far out maaaan. (Hippy voice)"
"the only dates i get Are the system software updates to my xbox. Play station. PC. Phone..."
"I feel like trying new things in bed. Like getting up for instance."
"*boss trying to relate to younger employees* ""Excited for the weekend? I know I'll be *looks down at Wikipedia print-out* Yoloing for sure!"""
"Studies show ""not jokes"" are coming back and are likely to be funnier than ever. Not."
"Too bad Bill Nye knows science because if he didn't he could be Bill Deny the Anti-Science Guy"
"So Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle is being investigated for child pornography I guess he really did want to ""eat fresh"""
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? ten-tickles"