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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend just asked how mature I was on a scale of 1 to 100.. ..apparently 69 was not the correct answer."

"The sexy 21yr old woman that lives nextdoor to me just knocked on my door and accused me of stealing underwear from her washing line... ...i almost shit her pants!"

"Why is safe sex a dumb idea? Because coat hangers are cheaper than condoms."

"What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful? A cheap pansy"

"What's the best part of divorce? Two Kwanzaas"

"What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery? A ginger bread man."

"Phil Hughs At least he died having a bat"

"As a man, it's impossible to walk passed a punching bag and not hit it twice before walking away."

"Did you hear about the fish that walked into the chip shop?? He got battered!!"

"Do you know why there are so many great bakeries in Germany? They had to do *something* with all of the ovens."