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Joke of the Day
"What does the alcoholic drink when he complains wine (kinda sorry)"
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"After doing it once they said a prostate exam is like riding a bike.. Without the seat."
"it's been 12 years since Shrek came out, I still can't get over the fact that Donkey had sex with a dragon.."
"Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to check his e-mail."
"What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does? Outstanding in his field"
"Why Donald Trump might win the election but resign on the first day? He finds out he has to move in to a small house in a black neighborhood!"
"A woman wants to buy a pair of spectacles. A woman walks into a shop and says,"" Doctor, I think I need a pair of spectacles! "" The shopkeeper replies,"" You certainly do ma'am! This is a grocery store."
"What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's 20 of them."
"You want to know a ironic statement? My mom was a cancer and she was killed by a giant crab."
"A group of lions is called a pride. A group of my family members is called an embarrassment"