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Joke of the Day
"Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too."
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"Where do Jewish kids go in the summer to learn to study better? Concentration camp"
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"Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I'm pretty? Cop: No Me: Because I'm on Twitter? Cop: No Me: Officer I can do this all day"
"Do you know what Mexicans think about Trump's wall? Who cares, they'll get over it.."
"This motel room smells like despair. Or is that my deodorant? The tuna sandwich, maybe. This hooker? My jeans? I bet it's my jeans."
"I call my penis Bernie Sanders... ...because it leans far left and stands up for everyone."
"You have to be flexible to work here. On many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles."
"Three gay deer walk out of a bar: One turns to the others and says ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"""
"I tried the blowjob trick with dogs and peanut butter I don't know what the fuss is all about. It tasted terrible."