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Joke of the Day

"INTERVIEWER: do u have any weaknesses VIDEO GAME BOSS: [strugling to cover glowing weak spots all over body] UM"

"Knock Knock ...who's there? Smell mop Smell mop who?"

"A man walks into an apple store and...... farts every one is really angry and there all shouting so he says it's not my fault you don't have windows"

"Terrorists now have a brand new state of the art weapon that can be hidden in plain sight The Galaxy Note 7"

"How do you make a man from New Zealand fall asleep? Ask him to count how many sexual partners he has had (Because they're sheep fuckers)."

"What do you call it when Charlie Sheen's brother has sex with him? Emilio Incestevez"

"TIFU by paying $7.99 a month to Hulu Plus instead of Netflix... Whoops, wrong sub."

"I bet the YMCA dance is allot harder to do in Chinese."

"I got a new clock at IED.com"

"When is it acceptable to not tip your server? when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites."