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Joke of the Day

"INTERVIEWER: do u have any weaknesses VIDEO GAME BOSS: [strugling to cover glowing weak spots all over body] UM"

"You'd think old people would drive faster with the whole death thing creeping up on them and all."

"My uncle came out of the closet yesterday"

"I used to date an electrician but we had to break up... There was just no spark."

"I don't trust left handed people. there is something not right about them."

"All these Email scams must make it hard for Legitimate Nigerian Royalty to share large sums of cash with strangers!"

"Frankenstein: Help I've got a short circuit! Igor: Don't worry I'll lengthen it."

"Whenever I fill out a job application with a box for ""Race,"" I add a question mark and then write, ""Anytime. Anywhere."""

"How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb? They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation."

"What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos!"