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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ? He wanted to go down on history."

"What did the eyeball say? Eyes, in deep despair, looking up, said in a passive tone, ""wazzup brow"""

"I ran without my headphones today & was reminded that I feel better about my fitness when my soundtrack isn't my panicked gasping breathing."

"What's the difference between a priest and a zit A zit waits until you're 12 before it comes on your face"

"Babies are like farts. We only like our own."

"I'm going to rename my car Felicia That way when I pass people they can say ""Bye Felicia"""

"What does a Bactrian camel have in common with a very lazy prostitue? Humps on the back."

"My girlfriend wants a Christmas Gift she can wear... I'm going to give her a facial."

"what is is called when you download undertale for free Papyrus-cy"

"Why do women get married? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn."