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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ? He wanted to go down on history."
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"One of my favorites from Fallout 3: I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims."
"Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident? He let God take the wheel Edit: *Jesus.* He let *Jesus* take the wheel"
"I took 8 courses of spanish... ...but then they cancelled Dora the Explorer"
"One of my mates told me that he has a pregnant rabbit. It has an ingrown hare,"
"clock always late The woman says to the husband: Dear, today the clock fell from the wall of the room and i left that place just 5 seconds ago. Husband : Damn clock,Always late..."
"Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine? Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout."
"Random number generator Two programmers discuss: - I need a random number generator. Do you have something? - 27"
"You want to piss off a woman? Hide one shoe."
"What's the most popular family car in Norway? The Fjord Focus"