201825
Joke of the Day
"What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians? A *sir-conference*"
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"What's the difference between a dirty old bus station and a lobster with boobs? A repost."
"Three infinite things Only three things are infinite: 1. Universe 2. Human stupidity 3. WinRar trial"
"My Doctor told me I'm pregnant... I told her she's got to be kid-in-me"
"On cold mornings, it'd be helpful if a menacing man screamed obscenities at me in German so I'd get out of the shower."
"[date] Me: Have you ever had it so deep your toes curl? Her: No, I'd love that Me: [pulls out 15th century poetry book] get ready Her: um"
"Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night."
"Wanna hear a joke? Donald trumps presidential candidacy."
"""You must be out yo damn mind"" = your behavior is very unorthodox and very contradictory towards my wishes"
"A man walks into a bar *ouch*"