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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Now, you might say ""r"" but his first love be the ""c""."
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"What do you call... What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff"
"[Library] MAN: Do you have books on fire? LIBRARIAN: Yes, in the Chemistry section MAN: Come on boys! *Swarms of firemen enter with hoses*"
"How to lose weight - Doctor, I'm fat, how do I lose weight? - Just move your head from left to right and from right to left. - How many times , doctor ? - Every time someone offers you food."
"'I'm Spartacus' 'No I'm Spartacus' 'I am Spartacus' 'I AM Spartacus' 'I'm Spartacus' 'Look I just need someone to sign for the package'"
"When I RT what I'm actually saying is ""Fuck I wish I wrote that"""
"Father: When Abe Lincoln was your age he walked 9 miles to school and did homework by candlelight. Son: When Lincoln was your age he was President"
"I met a girl... I met a girl who had twelve nipples. Sounds kinda funny, dozen tit?"
"I have a disorder where I see Tom Jones lyrics wherever I go But it's not unusual"