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Joke of the Day
"What makes a great pizza joke? It's all in the delivery."
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"I shouldn't be forced to have black friends. I know my whites."
"You guys ever hear the joke about the pizza? Nevermind, it's too cheesy... Those pizza jokes are all about the delivery."
"What has 9 arms and sucks? Fed Leapord."
"Just farted and it sounded like Louis Armstrong saying the word ""blueberry"" with his mouth full."
"Why did the computer overheat? Because windows wasn't open."
"new password. I was trying to come up with a new password for one of my sites, jokingly I typed in 'mypenis'. Message came back, 'sorry not long enough;"
"Ronda Rousey should change her name... To Sasha Grey, because her ass got wrecked."
"How is circumcision like the Great Jedi Purge? They both get rid of the force kin!"
"Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people."