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Joke of the Day

"Looks like Trump is going to lose the presidency I guess his erection is going cost him the election"

"Apparently a dog whistle in inaudible to the human ear. Just think, my pet could be sitting in front of me whistling a tune and I can't hear a thing."

"What do you call a cold thief A rob-buurr"

"An anatomical original Thought you'd like a pun. What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts? [A high coo](/spoiler)"

"So I want to start a business of manufacturing ATM machines... .... I hope it pays off"

"How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V? Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!"

"Why do countries ""cut ties"" when things get tense ? So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties."

"FOX News is a Mecca for people who hate Mecca."

"What did the soldering iron say to the capacitor? Go flux yourself!"

"Bae: Are you coming over? Me: Yes, I'm coming over. - Me and Bae having CB Radio sex"