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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own? It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*"

"What do you call a deaf chick in bed? Anything you want"

"The 4th little pig built his house into a windmill. The wolf huffed and puffed and generated enough power to last the whole winter."

"How does a feminist kill a spider? Not, she is not man enough to do it."

"Each year more people die in bathtub accidents than plane accidents, but any idiot thinking they can fly a bathtub deserves what they get."

"I'd make jokes about midgets, but that would be little of me."

"""Stop complaining about food Maliki, it could be worse. There are girls in America who had their hair ruined by some rain."""

"What is Illinois known for? The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption."

"whats the difference between jam and jelly? cant jelly my dick in your ass..."

"Facebook: Hate people you've met. Twitter: Love people you haven't."