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Joke of the Day
"If a dog sniffs your ass, you're probably a bitch."
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"Why would two melons in love hate their parents? Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=|......='("
"What's his name? A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's *her* name? A: Betty Will"
"I hope the person who knocked repeatedly on the bathroom door knows I took longer on purpose."
"What time is it? **BOOM!**"
"What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him? I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit"
"I heard the Energizer Bunny got arrested the other day... Yea he got charged with ""battery""."
"I saw Don Draper driving a toupee across a high-wire. Another character driven piece on cable."
"Wife:How'd you sleep? Me: Fine except I got in a gun fight and died and went to the store because I ran out of shampoo W: Ambien:*giggles"
"I heard you like Wendy's?.... When DEEZ nuts in your mouth!"