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Joke of the Day
"I went to the Space and Air Museum in Indiana... I paid $20 just to see an empty warehouse."
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"Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they can't C#"
"If a person with down's gets high Do they become a normal person?"
"I'm surprised bread is still made after... ... The flour power movement ended"
"What's pink, bubbling and tapping on glass? a baby in a microwave."
"What did the male telescope say to the hot female telescope? HUBBLE HUBBLE!"
"My fear of dogs went away after I dated my ex Cause she was a total bitch"
"Don't shop when hungry. Don't date when horny. Don't update your status when drunk"
"420 is a gateway holiday to harder, more serious holidays."
"There are two types of people in this world. Those who finish what they start"