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Joke of the Day
"I went to the Space and Air Museum in Indiana... I paid $20 just to see an empty warehouse."
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"Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only cums once a year"
"Drinking Light Beer is like going down on your sister.. it tastes the same, but just isn't right."
"Computers make very fast very accurate mistakes."
"PLEASE NOTE...The charity event tonight for men that can not ejaculate as been cancelled. . There's just not enough people coming"
"Someone keeps throwing cheese at me Yeah, real mature."
"Got so drunk last night that I was able to translate three Pearl Jam albums into English"
"My ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better!"
"My friend told me that he saw a bowl so big that it was the size of Australia. Which I replied, ""Wanna know whats also the size of Australia? Australia."
"""No points, illegal kick to the face."" ""But I'm the hero of this movie."" ""Fair enough, here's your trophy."" -The Karate Kid"