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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the guy who could never remember the punchline? It...um...it was a pretty good one."

"How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone in his helmet? He uses a hans free device"

"The Reddit Button has ended, I'm de-pressed Looks like I waited too long"

"It's not really 'fast food' if fat people can catch it."

"""I see your bet and raise you all my hair since 6th grade. Oh and this pen."" ""Sir that's not- ""You got a problem with pens?"""

"FUN FACT: Bears hibernate in the winter just to get away from Christmas music..."

"Why can't two elephants go swimming? -They only have one pair of trunks."

"Because of texting, today's generation has no idea of the horror felt when get caught passing a note in class and having the teacher make you read it out loud!"

"Dad, why is my cousin called Porsche? Dad: Because her father likes Porsche cars. Son: Thanks dad. Dad: You're welcomed, young boy."

"Q. What do a hurricane a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common? A. Someone's going to lose their trailer..."