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Joke of the Day
"I wasn't going to get a brain transplant... ...But then I changed my mind"
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"what do you get when you spell dyslexia gangnam style? sexilady!"
"What are the worst three words you could hear when you're in the middle of some passionate love making? ""Honey, I'm home!"""
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"What type of fruit loves chocolate the most? A Coconut."
"Why do jews have such big noses. Because air is free."
"I was watching porn when an ad popped up. It said, ""Want a bigger penis??"" I thought, ""Yes. That's why I'm watching porn."""
"What's black, blue, and red all over? The Grudge at a rave."