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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock *Who's there?* 9/11 *9/11 who?* YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET"

"How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb? About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song."

"What are Cephalopod Ghosts made of? Octoplasm."

"My friend said he had 10 times more chicks than me Well 10 x 0 is 0."

"Drug companies are like high school boyfriends They're much more concerned with getting inside you than being effective once they get in there. - Credit to John Oliver"

"how do you tell a joke without a punchline?"

"*1st time at gym* *picks up weight* how do i equip this *steps on treadmill* can i get exp on here *taps huge guy* do you sell mana potions"

"Probably the worst thing about getting taken down by a pack of Hyenas would be hearing them giggle while they eat you."

"How to find the perfect wife: Play monopoly with her. if she chooses the iron, she's the one."

"A karmawhoring terrorist browses reddit... EDIT: This post blew up!"