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Joke of the Day
"What starts with E, ends with E and has only one letter? An envelope!"
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"I've got a new pet salamander.. I named it Tiny because it is my newt"
"I think that even the most strident libertarian would agree that the US founders never envisioned the unchecked powers of the Girl Scouts."
"How is a computer like an air conditioner? They both stop working properly when you open windows."
"The bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."
"In Russia, if you're blue, and you don't where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits: Putin on the Ritz"
"Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course? Because it's a crime to drink and drive."
"date: and then after traveling to Iceland I decided to get my MBA me: date: me: I went to Arby's 7 times yesterday"
"''Ah fuck it"" -Me. Making decisions."
"*Feels the cool breeze caressing my skin* Cool breeze: I have a girlfriend"