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Joke of the Day
"Pitbull: Hey, what rhymes with ""Kodak""? Nicki Minaj: ""Kodak"", duh... Pitbull: Thanks!"
Next Joke
"I'm doing asbestos I can.. dealing with mesothelioma."
"Which murderer is the safest to be stuck in an elevator with? The ax murderer of course. He will always ax you before murdering you."
"Did you hear the one about the three eggs? Too Bad."
"Why should you avoid sexual encounters with The Fonz? Because he has Ayyyds."
"If you listened to your heart please speak to a doctor cause it's isn't normal for a piece of meat to be speaking to you"
"What's something that some people don't get about jokes with sexual innuendo? That it's a fucking joke."
"Incognito mode on google chrome is useless.. Everyone in the library can still see me wanking"
"that moment when you and the driver next to you catch each other picking your noses and you both nod like you're in a secret club."
"What does PETA stand for? People Eating Tasty Animals"