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Joke of the Day
"I love my cat, and my cat loves me. The feline's mutual."
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"There's recently been an influx of anti-gay jokes recently and I just wanted to say something: jokes using gay people as the punchline are NOT funny Come on guys"
"Me and my wife are getting a divorce so we are splitting the house ... She gets the inside. I get the outside."
"While working at a lab, I accidentally put a q-tip that had been exposed to pulmonary tuberculosis in my mouth I consumed consumption."
"At last, a herb related joke It's about thyme"
"The security camera at work has ""too many instances"" of me acting like a dinosaur on film. And ""any amount"" is ""too many."" According to HR."
"Do people who use handkerchiefs know they don't have to hang on to the things that come out of their nose?"
"How come reddit posters have no babies? Because OP never delivers."
"How much does a dead elephant weigh? A skele**ton**."
"How did the swordsman keep annoying r/jokes? Constant ripostes."