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Joke of the Day

"I love my cat, and my cat loves me. The feline's mutual."

"A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already."

"Mother Earth: I'm not a regular mom. I'm a Cool Mom. [humans pollute the atmosphere and destroy nature] Earth: This is fine. I'm a Cool Mom"

"Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket? Because he was in de-nile"

"Lesbian sex is like swimming. [NSFW] It's not hard, and gets you wet."

"What does a nosey pepper do? I gets ""jalapeno"" business!"

"Do you think it's ok to lie to a girl in order to sleep with her...? Because I feel really bad about lying to my mom like that"

"The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi."

"Never, ever ask a woman if she's pregnant unless you see an actual baby being born. Even then, act surprised."

"What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon."