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Joke of the Day
"A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walks into a bar. He orders a drink."
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"Whoever has my voodoo doll out there ... please scratch between my shoulder blades."
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"""Daddy, why is it dark at night?"" It gives the ghosts and zombies a time to run around and collect little kids. Goodnight, hunny."
"chevy badge on a holdern upvote if you think they're gay"
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