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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING NEWS: Baby found in the middle of the Meteorite crash site,,, he is miraculously unharmed... Wrapped in what seems to be a red cape."

"Batman Begins Crossdressing #AddAWordRuinAMovie"

"I just flew in from Chernobyl And boy are my arms legs."

"At first, I didn't like my haircut. But then it grew on me."

"What did the number 0 say to the number 8? Nice belt."

"How does ISIS listen to its favourite tunes? On a boombox."

"Joseph: no rooms? Dude she's about to give birth to humanity's savior Innkeeper: sorry busy around Christmas time J: wtf around what time"

"How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? 4... one to drop it and three to PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UUUUUUUP!!!"

"Pessimist: Oh, this can't get any worse! Optimist: Yes, it can!"

"Reddit comments are just filled with so many bad puns... that it should be renamed Geddit."