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Joke of the Day
"I just flew in from Chernobyl And boy are my arms legs."
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"RIP to my good friend Brian... ...eaten by a pack of dyslexic zombies :("
"Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!"
"What does it's job ONLY after it has been fired? A bullet"
"It seems highly unlikely that the Romans would have built a new cross for every execution, which means... Jesus was a repost."
"Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent."
"I've got a friend who is a structural engineer. He's always complaining about stress at work. EDIT: damn I wish I got karma for this post."
"I am getting around to writing my essay on herbs for my botany class... It's about thyme"
"Love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's most likely shit."
"How do you circumcise a whale? Fore-skin divers!"