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Joke of the Day

"If I were an astronaut, I'd want to be one for the Bahamas because I really don't want to take the risk of actually going into space."

"Ex is bringing my kids back home. Time to strategically place the panties I bought from Victoria's secret around the house"

"A man walks into a bear... He is mauled to death."

"Incest Competition My town is having its monthly incest competition, I entered my sister."

"How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle? Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed."

"Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: ""Mother said there would be knights like this."""

"Why do the french have so many civil wars? Because they like to win one every now and then"

"I like my women like i like my toilet paper. Soft, but not weak."

"The year is 2072. Numbers have lost all meaning. It could be 3247 for all they know. ""It's 5486,"" says one guy, but it could've been 8 guys."

"What do cats eat on a hot summer day? Micecream!"