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Joke of the Day

"My gf asked if I liked her more than I like chicken, and all I could say was ""well I have known chicken longer..."""

"I got in touch with my inner self today... I'm never buying cheap toilet paper again"

"Princess Dianna had dandruff They found her head and shoulders in the glovebox."

"What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner? A pan, duh!"

"I'm not the type of person you should put on speaker phone"

"Zoo... I went to the zoo and saw a loaf in a cage. A sign read: ""Bread in captivity."""

"I still struggle daily with how Ed Hardy happened"

"I smoke in the car and the smell is in my clothes, skin, and hair but this gum will cover everything up so no one will know. - smokers"

"Baby are you an angler fish? Because I'm super into you."

"My Grandad spent most of the war on the lookout out for German bombers. He was a lifeguard at Berlin Swimming Baths."