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Joke of the Day

"My gf asked if I liked her more than I like chicken, and all I could say was ""well I have known chicken longer..."""

"Why can't an Italian snake talk? Because it doesn't have any hands."

"What do you call a Japanese Halloween Cake? Bookkake"

"According to my roommate's diary, I have boundary issues."

"My mother always told me never to listen to Rumours. Consequently my copy of Tusk is completely worn out."

"My girlfriend says a 4"" penis is just fine. Still, I wish she didn't have one."

"Why are carbon chains with two double bonds so sad? Because they're diene"

"I just left a pregnancy test box in my brother's bathroom to mess with him and his new girlfriend."

"Batman went to Penguin's bar and was given the wrong drink... Just ice was served."

"What does Bill Clinton say when he is having anal sex with Hillary Clinton? I'm fucking Hillary-ass (hilarious)"