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Joke of the Day
"""john could tell that emily was getting tired of him narrating their date"""
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"What's the difference between a car tire and 365 blowjobs? One's a Goodyear... and one's a *great* year."
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"I think black people are great Everybody should own one!"
"How about a superhero whose power is TAKING CARE OF HIS KIDS *high-fives Maury audience while Batman storms off*"
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"How man Sah Dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None fam it's already lit! Sah duude!"
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