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Joke of the Day
"Doing sexual favors for spaghetti dinners ...makes you a pastatute"
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"Hear about the farmer that stepped on a rake? He had two acres."
"What do you do when your dishwasher breaks? Get a new wife"
"My Deaf girlfriend told me..... My Deaf girlfriend told me to fuck off. That's not a good Sign"
"My girl has been eating a lot of Mexican fast food and gaining tons of weight lately, but I'll never stop loving her She's my Taco Belle"
"@GaryDelaney: If you watch Benjamin Button backwards you won't be able to see anything as you'll be facing away from the television. -Gary Delaney"
"ISIS I Saw I Shot. Then Iran. Cuz I'm a cowardly bitch."
"The initials of the Sri Lankan players read like DOS commands. MKDIR, CHKDSK."
"Why do all black people go to heaven? The Son is attracted to black"