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Joke of the Day
"Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies? In his sleevies."
Next Joke
"Listen. I may be a nerd, but I have had sex. Just ask my wife. (Please don't ask my wife.)"
"Politics are like a dick. They keep on getting rammed down my throat."
"If a dog tells you you're dreaming... believe him."
"My wife is like a delicious strawberry popsicle. Cold on the inside and 90% artificial."
"What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong? ""I Apollogize""."
"My friends think I have a drinking problem... So I told them ""no, I actually think I drink quite well"""
"I remixed a remix... ...& it was back to normal!"
"What do nerdy mermaids wear? Algae-bras"
"I have friends who do charity work for U2. They're pro Bono."